You're not snarky, whatever that is...

...but you don't fail to see the irony in your punishment. Yes, that's right, at The-Little-Shop-of-Whorrors you can be punished. You must admit, when you were told about your "write-up" it took you every bit of... Well...Everything you have to not laugh. To make a long situation short, you said you wouldn't vacuum and well... It wasn't taken very well. Hence your week-long vacuuming punishment.

Wow... Worst story ever.

You apologize for the misplaced wit.

Six-Foot-Seven is IMing you. Six-Foot-Seven is your "greatest unknown". You know that's the most incredibly lame thing you could have ever concocted, but at the time, it seemed poetic. It seemed appropriate in your 18-year-old-mind. He ended your not-relationship due to the ex he still lived with and subsequently was still loved. Suffice it to say, it didn't go very well.

So... You've kind of got nothing more to say, but you wish you did. Damnit.