You may have been a bit lax as of late...

...but you have excuses! But alas, like rectums, most people do.

You've been very busy trying too keep up with the Kardashian's, but your version of a "sex tape" isn't going that well. Damn her and her perfect body/face/personality.

WoW is time consuming too...

Not to mention you haven't worked at The-Little-Shop-of-Whorrors in days. So, you're poor now too. But you digress... Damnit.