You haven't sailed the world, or seen it's wonders...

...but the Dardanelles sound amazing.

Much, much more amazing than The-Little-Shop-of-Whorrors.

You're not exactly angry, however you are far from pleased. You're incredibly tired of being smiled at when you're present and defamed when you're not. You love your fame. It's not that you really mind being called the world's worst worker or the world's worst employee because, let's face it, your salary is not nearly enough to inspire the act of working-ness that The-Little-Shop-of-Whorrors apparently requires. Wait, did you use the word "salary"? You meant loose change.

Anyway...

You're not incredibly offended, it's just that you hate when people use The-F-Word and then turn it around and reveal it to be nothing more than some tactic. By the way...

The-Little-Shop-of-Whorrors is not some cut-throat 5,000,000-story tall New York firm. Quite the opposite.

All your saying is that anyone who has used The-F-Word in your regards should take note of whether or not you have used it in return. It's not that you don't LOVE drama, you just...

Abhor it.

But you digress...

You just didn't expect to be encountering this kinda of childish crap. Especially after the whole D.F.Z. (Drama Free Zone) speech you received during your very first interview.

You're not pointing any fingers, but if you did, you so have 5.