You're not a thief...

... but according to The-Owner someone who works for her is.

Apparently $100 was missing from the bank deposit and... That's about it.

As to who would be stupid enough to steal exatly $100, you're not sure, but you are 103.7% sure that someone can't count. But you digress.

$1, $2, $3, $4... $4! OMG! $100 is missing! Aww poopin' scoop. Damnit.