You're not one to give "shoutouts"...

...but The-Extremely-Hot-and-Young-Looking-32-Year-Old just gave you a midnight, drunken phone call. She invited The-Manager over for diner and it all went CH3CH2OH from there.

You love chemistry. But not as much as you love The-Extremely-Hot-and-Young-Looking-32-Year-Old and The-Manager; and alcohol.

Pure, unadulterated, drunken love. But you digress.

You're not an alcoholic, but the average person wouldn't know it. 20 or so shots later, you can still type. And carry a decent phone conversation.

SUPER ACQUAINTANCES! ASSEMBLE!