You cant say you didnt see it coming...

...but you wish you could.

Your curiosity got the best of you. You had to click it. You shouldn't have been on that part of craigslist in the first place, but you digress. The-Boyfriend will never find out anyhow (as if you're cheating, lol).

And you're hoping really, really hard that The-Ex-Gone-BFF will keep his mouth shut about the naked picture of you that The-German-Whore-Ex is using to get gay-ass.

You're contemplating calling the police because you were 17 when that picture was taken.

But... You won't.

You're just gonna write a witty blog entry about it. Damnit.