It's not that you don't love The-Dirty-Diner...

...but even for a dirty diner, The-Dirty-Diner's service is lacking.

You were surprised the last time you ordered during work (being yesterday) when the older woman who handles the bills angrily told you that you needed to have money more closely resembling your bill. You gave her $20 for you bill of $9.58. You're sorry to say, but if that math escapes someone, then... You actually don't have a snappy insult for that. You guess its just thoes damn Christians. God + Intelligence = Not possible?

But you digress.

Some people obviously don't hold basic skills in as high regard as you do. Or for that matter, as highly as the 7-year-old who came into The-Little-Shop-of-Whorrors 15 minuets ago. Damnit.